Friday, May 16, 2008

I can has munny!

I got my Economic Stimulus Payment from the IRS today. This is why it's good to do your taxes early.

The amount was slightly more than what I actually paid for the Absolute DX. At this point I probably will get another bike anyway from a friend of a friend (which one, and how much I pay, depends, since my dear potato boy has lined up several people who could sell, lend, or give me one).

So that means some bastard is riding around town on my economic stimulus payment.


I was walking along Babcock today with Steve's bike, scanning the bike racks. Then some guy zoomed by on a silver blue hybrid with skinny tires. I chased him halfway up Bascom Hill, hid behind a tree while he parked and went into a building, then went to scout his bike. It turned out not to be - it didn't have a distinctive cosmetic flaw that mine came with, and had much more "honest" wear and tear than anyone could have put on mine in a week. Call me crazy, but that bike really isn't a popular model in Madison. That's the only specimen other than mine I've seen so far, while there are plenty of Fuji road bikes and the "Crosstown" comfort bikes.

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A thousand words

There are some LOLcats that are just funny, and some that have a whole story behind them:

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Without the caption, it's just a cat grooming itself. With that caption, suddenly it's no longer a cat, but a human transmogrified into a strange body but in a familiar setting, with the first few moments of stunned confusion setting in.

Who is this person? How on earth did they become a cat without realizing it? WHO did it to them? Are they in someone else's bedroom or their own house? What on earth will they do now? Etc.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Cycling-related trauma

Someone nicked my new bike from the racks at the side of Steve's house some time between Saturday evening and Sunday morning. It was a terrible crash since I'd been having a nice weekend for the first time in a long while. And given how emotionally attached I get to my bikes (not to mention how much I depend on them as my sole means of independent transportation), I'm still feeling upset and paranoid.

I'm not completely stupid, it was locked up. The "not completely" part is because I didn't realize a 1/2 inch cable lock isn't a sufficient deterrent against thieves with bolt cutters.

Anyway I'm borrowing Steve's Trek 820 hybrid for now to get to work (this link is to the 2008 model; his is much older and looks substantially different). Working on fixing the direct-pull brakes was a good way to calm down emotionally. I also bought a big U-lock but was having trouble figuring out where to put the mounting bracket:

Seriously, it wouldn't go anywhere else on the bike. The top tube and seat tube have shifter and brake cables running along them, the down tube is too fat to screw the bracket down and the lock flopped to the side when I tried clipping it on there anyway, and trying to mount it horizontally behind the seatpost was a disaster - the lock flopped onto the wheel and acted as a "spoon brake". This way, it's resting on the side of the seat stay and chainstay and doesn't go anywhere. I was a bit worried that the bracket would get in the way of the wheel spokes but there's about half a cm of clearance. (Which may not sound like much but if that distance changes for some reason, I've got more to worry about than the mounting bracket, i.e. a severely bent wheel.)

If I catch the bastard who took my Fuji I'm going to beat them over the head with the U-lock.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Bank rant

WHY IS HSBC MALAYSIA SO MUCH MORE DAMN BLOODY MAFAN TO DEAL WITH THAN HSBC USA?!? MALAYSIAN BANKS SUCK!!!!

Seriously, HSBC is a multinational company...I can understand if their brick-and-mortar banks are run differently but why the toot can't they integrate online banking into the same system with the same type of security procedures?

I have this stupid dongle from HSBC Malaysia that generates a key that's required to log in to the website, and I'm terrified I'll lose it. Not only that, but I didn't use my account for over a year (I was here since December 2006, obviously) and it went inactive...which means that I can't even log in any more.

According to the website I have to go to my local branch to reset my online access...but if I was physically capable of going to the Bentong HSBC branch I wouldn't need to see my account on the internet.

To make matters worse last time I wanted to send some money home so my second sister, who was in junior college in Singapore, could go on a literature trip to the UK. HSBC USA said I couldn't do a wire transfer from my online savings account to my parents' HSBC Malaysia account. So I had to wire it from my Chase account instead...and guess what, the documentation from the wire transfer said it went via...

...HSBC USA.

Stupid banks.

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Local food crisis

[21:42] me: i'm really tempted to go to WF and get chips. I have a chips craving right now. dunno if i should give in
[21:42] Steve: you s hould
[21:42] Steve: you need the fat on you
[21:42] me: am worried about the global food crisis and i feel bad spending money on snacks
[21:43] me: it doen'st seem fair that i should indulge myself when other peopel cna't even buy staples let alone nutritious things like meat and veg that i take for granted.
[21:43] Steve: girl, global food crisis is brought on by development of farmland and factors far beyond your control
[21:43] Steve: also, you have a right to food
[21:43] Steve: just like everyone else
[21:43] Steve: not like you are getting fat
[21:43] Steve: you need the extra weight
[21:43] me: yes but i dont' ave a right to spoil myself
[21:43] me: i could just eat a piece of toast or something.
[21:43] Steve: ...
[21:44] me: i don't know what's causing the crisis. The way i was raised, everything is rich people's fault and if i can buy too many snakcs, that means ii'm turning into rich people.
[21:44] Steve: everything is not rich peoples fault
[21:44] Steve: and you are not turing into rich girl
[21:44] Steve: rich girl would have 30 pairs of shoes
[21:45] Steve: and be fat
[21:45] Steve: you are neither
[21:45] me: i have a computer and i just dropped $400 on a new bike
[21:45] me: also, rich girl would be super skinny and tan.
[21:46] me: in poor countries poor people are thin and rich people are fat. in developed countires like the USA it's inverted because thinness is a sign of social status.
[21:46] Steve: ok, another approach: you need to assimilate into our culture. you want to be poor in the US? Become fat. Go eat those chips
[21:46] me: ok
[21:46] me: going to finish stirfrying
[21:46] me: LOL

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Monday, May 05, 2008

New bike!!!!!

I don't want to spend a long time blogging tonight so I'll just say that my old Motobecane Nomade, which was my friend David's mum's bike and is probably older than us, has gotten to the point where I was ploughing more labour and money into it than it was worth. The final straw was when several of the rear wheel spokes broke this Sunday and I was told by the Budget Bicycles guys that the wheel was a write-off.

I think I'll miss that old bike. When you start to love a machine, you begin to impose a personality on it and that's how you think of it, as a person...here she is riding a bus.

And next to a very snazzy-looking cousin outside of Agricultural Hall (kind of hard to see but the down tube does say "MOTOBECANE").

Anyway today I couldn't stop thinking about it all day at work and even though I've got a big animal study to deal with tomorrow, I thought I'd go crazy without a bicycle.

For me it's not just a thing, not just a consumer product to be desired. The bicycle is a symbol of freedom - from the tyranny of the bus schedule, imprisonment in a metal box, selling one's soul to petroleum. It's all about the wind in your face, nothing between you and the world, nothing pushing you forward but the strength of your own body. I feel trapped without two wheels. That's why I kept the old one as long as possible.

So I went to Budget Bicycles' new bikes showroom and asked how much I could get for the Nomade on a trade-in. The supervisor told me twenty dollars. I argued with him a bit but he didn't budge. "It might not even be worth fixing." One of the younger mechanics piped up, "What are you talking about? It's a Motobecane!" which was kind of flattering. Yay classic French bikes.

I told the guy I wanted a light hybrid - I hate chunky bikes and specified that I wanted one with a light frame and "skinny tyres". I'd earlier had my eye on a Gary Fisher Wingra (some of the Fisher bikes are named after lakes around Madison!) because I saw someone on the street with it and liked it. Anyway I also test-rode a Fuji Absolute DX, and an Absolute 4.0.

Turns out with bikes at least you do get what you paid for. After I rode the 4.0, I started to say "Well, it kinda..." and the shop guy interrupted with "It's kinda noisy when you shift?" Heck yeah, and a squeaky drivetrain makes me crazy. (Even on my old bicycle I always made sure it was lubricated, even if I didn't get around to cleaning it.) He explained that for models in a series of bikes, as the price goes up the components get better at each step, but the frame gets better every couple of steps. So the DX and the 4.0 have more or less the same frame, but the DX is just better.

I ended up going with the DX because it was fifty dollars cheaper than the Wingra, I liked the twist shifters better than the triggers, and the toe clips on the pedals, while entirely new to me, felt good when I tried them. "That's a lot of bike for that price," the guy told me, explaining that it was on sale because it was a 2007 model.

So I've replaced my Old Lady with an Ice Lady. Although the effect is rather spoilt by the fact that she's carrying my same old rack and plastic basket, plus tool pouch and an added kickstand: Rather like a triathlete in a unitard laden down with grocery bags.

The view from the front:

It's great. I feel like it's running on rails when I go along a smooth stretch of road. I have an extra chainwheel and THREE more gears - incredible.

On the serious side, it's a reminder of the kind of privileged life I have, that I can spend $400 on a bike and not worry about what I'm going to eat tomorrow...that I have the power to invest in a good new bike rather than spending dribs and drabs of cash trying to keep the old one going as long as possible. Sometimes when the privileged ask why poor people make bad choices, they don't realize it's because there is in fact no choice to be made.

Last thought: looking at the standover height and recommended height range of rider for the size I got - I seem to be addicted to riding bikes taller than I should (the shop guy said it was fine though). I hate being low to the ground in traffic! In college it had the nice side effect of preventing other girls from asking to borrow my babies though.

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Freedom of movement

I can hardly believe this. After their trouncing in the March 8th election you would think Barisan politicians would try harder to not be total megalomaniacs. Apparently they don't think so:

Ministry wants women going abroad alone to get family consent

KUALA KLAWANG: Local women intending to travel abroad alone may need family consent in a bid to prevent them from being used as “drug mules” by international syndicates.

Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said a proposal to this effect would be made soon to the Cabinet, following several incidents where women were used to smuggle drugs overseas.

Out of 119 cases of Malaysian women hauled up before foreign courts, 90% were linked to drugs, he said.

“Last night, my ministry, together with the Home Ministry, have jointly forwarded a report to the Cabinet on the matter.

“Both ministries agreed that factors like family, religion, immigration laws and preventive measures need to be considered before a Malaysian woman goes abroad alone,” Rais told reporters after officiating at the Malaysian Silambam Association's Jelebu branch here yesterday.

On the proposed requirement for family consent, he said it would enable the woman's family to monitor her departure and serve as a preventive measure against her being duped by international drug syndicates. – Bernama

And here's the BBC story about it, making our government sound like clowns as usual, not that that's difficult.

Fuck you, Rais Yatim, until you bleed to death from your stinking asshole. People like you would have us become Saudi Arabia where women are virtual slaves, apparently.

My original goal for this blog was to write mostly about science and science fiction and a bit about my personal life, ignoring politics entirely, but it's slipped this year. So many things to be excited about, so many things outrage.

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

More Malaysian bloggers OMGWTFBBQ

Er...okay... DR MAHATIR HAS A BLOG. There's no way to not have a jaw-dropping reaction to that.

Although I think it's mostly that now the old man's persona non grata with the current administration (note to future heads of state in pseudo-democracies: make sure your proteges don't menderhaka against you next time, if there is a next time), he just wants to have a soapbox somewhere. Everybody on the bandwagon!

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